I Can’t Believe I’m Posting This

They say that sex originated from prehistoric fish. That’s pretty cool, I guess. I guess I can be kind of psychoanalytical because isn’t it true that when women have dreams of fish they’re pregnant? I don’t know but……

Isn’t it true too that when women don’t wash well they smell like fish? I don’t know……..

But isn’t it true that if your girlfriend’s acting funny you say, “hmmm, something fishy is going on here…”

Well talk about a dinosaur bone……. ( I know it’s corny but I had to go there)

What about when a guy has a lot of girls and says “I’m just swimming in pussy!”

Oh, isn’t it true that when a girl is really excited, she’s all wet?

How easy is fish sex? You never have to worry about them being dry.

This was corny but I had to go there.

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